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|Tuesday, October 4th, 2005|
|Friday, June 17th, 2005|
|Friday, May 20th, 2005|
|Sunday, May 8th, 2005|
hahaha this rocks, I love bacon a whole lot, order it on everything. I love waking up making some coffee and just having a bacon and mayo sandwich...
When I was about 7 I had a bacon dance i would do when bacon was being made or I wanted it. Current Mood: hungry
|Monday, March 28th, 2005|
I just joined. I was hoping that there was a place on LJ that I could express my love of bacon and here it is! YAY!
I have a question for ya'll. What is the most bacon you have eaten in one sitting??? I've eaten a pound...I'm a lightweight lol.
About me: From Denver Colorado, 24 years old, and here's a pic cuz I hate describing myself.( A picture of meCollapse )
VIVA LA BACON! Current Mood: thinking about bacon
|Wednesday, January 19th, 2005|
Bacons tha best thing ever. Ah like bacon
|Friday, January 14th, 2005|
i've been in this community ages and never written much.
but i just wanted to say how much bacon just rules my life. i will get fat and old with bacon and the smell will cure my illnesses. lol.
its best wiv pittabread and lots of ketchupp and butter.
thats all. heh
|Saturday, January 8th, 2005|
AH LIKE BACON!
|Tuesday, July 20th, 2004|
i love bacon.
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i love bacon.
|Thursday, April 29th, 2004|
Not strictly on topic but I figured anyone who loves bacon will appreciate this..Jehovah 1-- space god
The Church of the SubGenius is the PAN-RELIGION of the FUTURE, and REBELS against the namby-pamby, goody two-shoes "NEW AGE" and "AQUARIAN" ideals of most occult weirdos. Such people are fools, they do not curse, they have no understanding of the need for spiritual violence in this modern space-age a-go-go society.
The SubGenius wants no part of the "New Age," it is already here and it obviously sucks. The SubGenius would rather RETRIEVE the manly Past, before 1971 or even
1953, or else dwell in the naughty, fun-loving REMOTE FUTURE, a strange time when anything made of plastic is a valuable antique that collectors will KILL for, when SEXHURT will be recognized and indulged in as sane human nature no matter
whether any 'church' or 'government' allows
it. But such things are TRIFLES! The SubGenius knows
that JEHOVAH 1 is a VENGEFUL GOD OF WRATH! JEHOVAH 1 - a.k.a. YAHWEH - is a mad alien, full of eyes round about, He cometh with the clouds, radioactive, all-pervading, He has forged His covenant with the SubGenius in CHAINS of GENETIC PROGRAMMING and DEMANDS OBEISANCE to His caveman sense of humor. He has been denying us SLACK and what He is making us do dates back to Homo Connectus, First Whole Man; only by letting our bodies obey the Code of financial lust survival that is built into them can our brains be freed from his INEVITABLE FIST.
Everything we do, have done, or will ever do, normally on-the-job but also and especially on
the causational level of micro-atomic occurences and billionth-of-a-nanosecond electron collisions, is dictated by the permutations of the great SKORE, the cosmic worknet of cause-and-effect, the mutamorphic ARCHIVE of the shapes and movements of every blood tick, sperm whale, vampire gnat, movie star and gorgosaurus, "all the molecules of oil on all the grains of sand of every moonlit beach of the world. " No, "YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE SKORE."
But JEHOVAH 1 can...and like an ax this TOTAL FATE PROGRAM confronts our similarly-encoded SENSE OF SLACK and cleaves our heads straight down the middle into schizocephalic right and left sides whose sub-id battleground is responsible for our precariously balanced NENTAL IVES: clones of us in the spirit world whose duplicate lusts influence our behavior
on this material plane. Yes - JEHOVAH 1 smote us in primeval days with BAD BRAKES by which we cannot stop our devil twin from overcoming our 'better nature' and by which, furthermore, we cannot even begin to tell the difference between the two! Brakes
keep us from committing ANYTHING WE MIGHT IMAGINE IN OUR MOST DANGEROUS FLEETING FANTASIES, such as chopping off noisy children's heads and giving... well, all of us, even non-SubGeniuslike whimps of the second and third waters, are Jekyll/Hyde monsters of two conflicting Noggin Polarities in our personalities; the SHAFT OF SUPPRESSION rears its ugly Head in response to this utter psychosis which squirms for most
of our lives only in the dim, unseen reaches of our behavior-pumps; we act completely normal most of the time, but who is to say at any given moment which side, the 'good' or the 'bad,' is currently in control of The Animal? Thank "God" we are usually never aware of the subconscious Armageddon which expresses itself, physically, in our paranoias, human Work Instincts and universanal compulsions, and, spiritually, in our unruly but subtle psychic powers - which result not so much from any 'inner aura' but rather from a somewhat mindless 'ghost' standing invisibly at our sides: it is the half of our intelligence which is currently not
controlling The Animal, it is the NENTAL IFE
, and it erupts from its usual idiot blithering into weird, occult pheno-manifestations only when our turbulent mental background reaches such peaks of simultaneous crisis and repression as the stormy glandular rampages of adolescence!
Current Mood: hungry
|Sunday, January 11th, 2004|
My mom makes the best
|Saturday, January 3rd, 2004|
Hi hi hi there.
I just joined this community, and I wanted to wish you all a great new year, filled with love, luck, and bacon. Current Mood: hungry
Hey, I'm new to this community, but bacon and I have been good friends for a long time now. Sadly we seldom see each other, but when we do, it's special.
I have a question...what are those hors d'ouevres called where its a prune wrapped in bacon? I can't remember what the name is aside from "prunes wrapped in bacon." thanks! Current Mood: baconesque
|Thursday, December 25th, 2003|
Merry Christmas to all bacon lovers in the world!
May your Christmas meals be full of bacon bits =)
Oh yea, happy new year too.
|Friday, December 19th, 2003|
SEND US YOUR BACON RECIPES
Work on Bacon is currently accepting submissions of RECIPES for a forthcoming collection of recipes involving bacon
All recipes will be included: appetizers, soups, salads, sandwiches, desserts, pastries and candies, breads, cheeses, breakfast, pasta, meat, fish and shellfish dishes, etc.
as well as recipes for various toiletries, soaps, candles, etc.
The only requirement is that the recipe includes bacon
Unique family, heirloom and folkloric recipes are especially appreciated
Recipes found in cookbooks, magazines, newspapers, newsletters, etc. will be accepted, as long as accurate source information and contact info are provided
Send your recipes along with your name, contact info, recipe source and citations (if applicable), personal comments, and a note on your preferred method of preparing bacon
(in the body of the email or as an MS Word attachment)
Bacon Recipes, 527 Gates Avenue, #4
, Brooklyn, NY 11216
Deadline: August 15, 2010
Please feel free to pass this message on to anyone you think might be interested
Read about the 2nd Annual Bacon Show here: www.cnn.com/2003/TRAVEL/08/19/offbeat.ba
or read about it in Portuguese here: www.canalkids.com.br/central/arquivo/art
Request a free copy of the show program: email@example.com
|Monday, November 17th, 2003|
my name is dawn. im an addict. i have been an addict or 9+ years.
where is the best place u have ever bought bacon?
what is the best bacon u have ever had?
the best bacon in the world comes from west side market
will agree with me there.
the best bacon i have ever had is the fresh cut off the piggy killed the day before and cooked right there! Current Mood: dorky
Wanna play with my poll?
I just had rind on bacon for the first time this weekend. That's some good eatin'.
Current Mood: satisfied
What's the best way to get your good bacon lovin'?
Pig Noshin Muthas!!
Wassa matter? Ain't you one want to love no bacon no more? You is all crazy! Them pigs does gives up thems asses for you an' no one to sing their praises for their noblest of sacrifice?!
You is all dirty an' rotten!
Pigz is best!
Long live the piggy-wigs ass!
An' post here you pig noshin muthas!! I wan to read of pig love! Gotcho? Current Mood: angry
|Thursday, October 30th, 2003|
You pig lovers are crazy!! Raw bacon is the best!
Slaver! Drool! Current Mood: predatory
|Wednesday, May 28th, 2003|
My god. Is there a more perfect after drinking snack then Microwaved Maple Bacon? Current Mood: hungry